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Can't stop the Bad Food

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Commander Nuke and a Calliflowere demon riding a cheeseball mount and chapter 4.
Commander Nuke and all the bad food creatures copyright Tim Kelly 2006

Chapter 4: “Behind enemy lines.”

My apartment isn’t looking so hot. The fungus is taking over, oozing and seeping its way around, ruining all my stuff. It’s just plain gross.
It's consumed just about everything in these boxes save for this guy, Commander Nuke himself, the original 1986 action figure complete with nuclear battery pack and phazon guantlets. This guy has gotta be worth a ton! You're coming back with me my friend.
Ahh the bathroom, my uninfected respite, a home inside a home. When you think about it the bathroom has just about anything I need, and everything has at least two functions. For instance, the towel can be folded up and used as a pillow, like so. The tub can be used to lie down in, like so. And the scented candle can be used to light my cigarette, like so. "Those things will kill you, ya know." Yeah well, so can Mcdona----wait... Who the hell!?
And that’s how I met Commander Nuke. Turns out that fungus out there isn't just animating food into evil savage monstrosities, it's animating nuclear powered space hero's too. But The Commander isn't evil, in fact, he wants nothing more than to go out and pound the demons into a mushy pulp. The best I can figure is that he's the Yin to all this Yang going on. And I'm not gonna argue when my childhood hero wants to go do-what-he-does-best and fight evil till there isn't any left to fight, just like I always imagined he would. Even if he is seven inches tall.
And so, with orders to guard the "H.Q." and a wicked cool grin that only a man about to fulfill his destiny in a glorious orgy of gore and carnage can give, Commander Nuke strode into the hellish grounds before him.
That was the last I saw of him alive.
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iZuCk's avatar
ahah, I was just remembering this little comic i made when i was a littlle boyo, it was called nuke boy :P hah, and the character just reminded me of him... excellent